Dec 02 2008
Words on Butts
Why must clothing designers put words on the butts of their pants and shorts? In this day and age of the pedophile, WHY in hell would we want people looking at our children’s butts to READ them? Mostly they are harmless words, like PRINCESS or CUTIE, but still! Why would you let your kid wear something like that? I have a T-shirt that says SAVE THE TATAS, but I’m a grown woman who is used to people looking at my chest anyway.
I also love when grown women have the word JUICY on the seat of their pants. Mine would say WIDE LOAD or BIG MAMA or MOTHER OF FOUR or CELLULITE ROCKS.
I’m not a big fan of butt text myself, but my little one has a pair of jeans that say “love” on the bum, and they’re the only ones that fit her skinny butt, so I let her wear them. I think mine would say “Not as firm as I used to be. And there might be room for all that, too.