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Dec 23 2008

Dreft

Published by kerriepeeves at 4:00 pm under Uncategorized Edit This

I hate how Dreft guilts new mothers into thinking they are messing up their kid if they don’t wash the baby clothes only in Dreft.

 

I bought into this with my first kid and paid the $900 for a bottle of Dreft.  Okay, so it’s not THAT much, but it’s about twice the cost of a normal detergent.  Why do you think that is?  Because it’s BETTER?

 

NO!  Because they know moms will feel bad if they don’t wash Schmoopy’s teeny tiny clothes in it.  What if their kid gets a rash from regular detergent?  I mean, didn’t God made newborn babes and their skin fragile?

 

Hell, no.  How many people do you know who were dropped on their heads and they’re just fine?  I would venture to say 98 out of 100 babies don’t need Dreft.

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2 Responses to “Dreft”

  1. alopecianmuseon 23 Dec 2008 at 5:50 pm edit this

    I love the way Dreft smells, and although there are cheaper and more effective cleaning agents, I’d have to say that nothing gets the smell of baby vomit and runny smelly diaper out better than Dreft. LOL :)

  2. alopecianmuseon 23 Dec 2008 at 7:04 pm edit this

    Wow, all the way to Phoenix huh? People are gonna think I’m nuts and not know what the heck I am talking about right now! LOL
    We are originally from Maryland.

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