Kerries Peeves

I hope you are enjoying today whether you are Christian or Jewish, atheist or agnostic.

Yes, folks, I even have a peeve for Christmas, though.

It’s people who get bent out of shape over the phrase Happy Holidays.

Look, if someone wants to tell me Happy Holidays, that’s great.  I’ll take it any day over, “Hey, you ho!”

Which brings me to “ho ho ho.”  When I hear Santa say this, I don’t assume he’s talking to me, my daughter and my mother.  And if THAT is what you assume, maybe you need to put on a longer skirt or get the word JUICY off the butt part of your pants.

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