Dec 26 2008
Park It
Why do people park their grocery cart in the middle of the aisle? They should just wear a sign that says:
“I am the only person in the world and in this store at this moment. The world revolves around me. You may wait for me to move or go around me or move my cart out of the way. But if you say ‘excuse me’ to me, I will give you the stink-eye.”
I wonder if they drive their vehicle like they drive their grocery cart, and it scares me.
And – God help me – the more kids I have and the more brain cells of mine they eat up while they are gestating, the more I turn into one of these people.
