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Dec 31 2008

New Year’s Resolutions

Published by kerriepeeves at 4:05 pm under Uncategorized Edit This

Hate ‘em.  Always break ‘em.  Refuse to make ‘em.

How about you?

Wanna quit smoking? (I can’t seem to start no matter how much I want to)

Wanna lose 20 pounds? (Yes, please)

Wanna stop drinking? (Some days I wish I enjoyed wine)

Wanna stop cussing? (Why the hell would you want to do THAT?)

Want a cleaner house?  (Hire a maid or teach your precious kids to do a chore every once in a while)

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