Dec 31 2008
New Year’s Resolutions
Hate ‘em. Always break ‘em. Refuse to make ‘em.
How about you?
Wanna quit smoking? (I can’t seem to start no matter how much I want to)
Wanna lose 20 pounds? (Yes, please)
Wanna stop drinking? (Some days I wish I enjoyed wine)
Wanna stop cussing? (Why the hell would you want to do THAT?)
Want a cleaner house? (Hire a maid or teach your precious kids to do a chore every once in a while)
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