Kerries Peeves

Joel (age 7) has this friend who won’t just come out and say what she wants.  I’ll be talking about how we’re going to have meatloaf for dinner and later she’ll say, “I really like meatloaf.”  Or I’ll say we’re going to the pool and she’ll say, “I like the pool.”  I tell her, “Quit hinting.  Just tell me what you want.”

My other son will say, “I’m thirsty.”  I say, “Nice to meet you, Thirsty.  My name is Kerrie.”

“I wish I could have more toast.”  Crap in one hand, put that wish in another and see which one fills up first.

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