Jan 29 2009
Colored Ketchup
Remember when ketchup makers got the big idea to make ketchup different colors, like purple or green? What kind of crack were they smoking when they made that decision?
Like ketchup needed more appeal? Kids LOVE ketchup. Except when it got turned purple and green. Then it was simply gross. Hello! It’s common knowledge that kids don’t like to eat green things (e.g., vegetables).
And like Coke needed to be improved? Another big mistake. New Coke. Then they got rid of that and made the original Coke Classic. Confusing.
Leave good things alone! And don’t get me started on remakes of Beatles songs.
