Feb 03 2009
Halloween Etiquette
Some things that peeve me off about Halloween: (1) people who show up at my door with their kid close to 10 p.m. on a weeknight. What rock did they crawl out from? (2) idiots who treat my street like a drag strip and almost kill little kids crossing the street (3) people who DRIVE their kids around a neighborhood where the houses are close together (we’re not talking walking from mansion to mansion here, lazy people). These people only pull up to the houses with lights on, teaching their kids to be greedy and lazy. (4) people who look about 20 trick-or-treating (5) when someone’s porch light is on but they don’t answer.